Rob excitedly glued his eyeballs to his monitor to drink in the newly revealed Xbox One, but it seems like Microsoft hired a gazelle to put the show together for them. Here’re the mistakes they made, the big disappointments and why E3 could really be make or break for Microsoft.
Rob played Metal Gear Rising back in February, and besides euphorically slicing and dicing anything he can get a butter knife in to since, it’s also managed to make him yearn for a bigger emphasis on narrative design and its correct marriage to gameplay mechanics. Find out what on Earth he’s blabbering on about inside! And that.
Yet another splurge from the rumour mill surfaces, this time discounting the idea that the Next Xbox will be always online only. Well duh. Says Rob, managing to make eight characters last a good page. Get inside and have yourself a right old shufty why not.
It’s podcast time again ladies and gentlemen and believe it or not, we’re late. Yep, quite unlike us, we know but this right here is APRIL’s edition of the hour long rambling we haphazardly fail at stringing together on a monthly basis! Get inside to hear all about Microsoft’s 21st May venture, Illumiroom and much, much more! Oh and Sam Farrer joins us as well, but you don’t need to know about that.
Rob excitedly glued his eyeballs to his monitor to drink in the newly revealed Xbox One, but it seems like Microsoft hired a gazelle to put the show together for them. Here’re the mistakes they made, the big disappointments and why E3 could really be make or break for Microsoft.
Rob played Metal Gear Rising back in February, and besides euphorically slicing and dicing anything he can get a butter knife in to since, it’s also managed to make him yearn for a bigger emphasis on narrative design and its correct marriage to gameplay mechanics. Find out what on Earth he’s blabbering on about inside! And that.
Yet another splurge from the rumour mill surfaces, this time discounting the idea that the Next Xbox will be always online only. Well duh. Says Rob, managing to make eight characters last a good page. Get inside and have yourself a right old shufty why not.
It’s podcast time again ladies and gentlemen and believe it or not, we’re late. Yep, quite unlike us, we know but this right here is APRIL’s edition of the hour long rambling we haphazardly fail at stringing together on a monthly basis! Get inside to hear all about Microsoft’s 21st May venture, Illumiroom and much, much more! Oh and Sam Farrer joins us as well, but you don’t need to know about that.
Another comic looms ardently into view and with a due sense of of exhaustion and dread we IMPLORE you to check out Mr Guest’s latest scribbling! Forgetting things really is his domain. Give it a click then!
When Rob finished BioShock Infinite, he took to the streets yelling at strangers until they sat down and discussed the premise and the moral undertones of the entire narrative with him in astonishing detail! Find out why Infinite’s somehow turned him into even more of a detestable git than usual, inside!
It’s VIDEO time boys and girls, here’s our latest snippet of news in which Rob spiels off abhorrently with no regard for anyone, least of all the cat he glued jelly to. Poor thing. Have yourself a watch of this latest one and expect more soon! Probably.
The TWENTIETH podcast is here! Drape your ears gently over our latest vocal splurging, and don’t let that haphazardly worded plea put you off! Oh go on.
Someone grab that horse and get Rob off it. He’s not good with heights. The Xi3/Steam saga, otherwise known as Pistongate, is gutted like a disappointed fish in this latest splurge, as we find out what’s going on and question why on Earth the media took fiction for out right fact! Read on THEN.
Guesty finally got off his ass and decided to write a review for a game that came out months ago. Isn’t that nice of him? This game crawled out from under the woodwork, much like Guesty after his four day bender of drinking nothing but Mountain Dew he bought from a man in a grey van in some car park. We’re all a little worried about him. Read his review so we can convince him to go cold turkey from the “Dew.”
It’s BEEN ANNOUNCED. Yes it was the other week, but we needed a moment to get Rob down off the ceiling before he reverted to be his normal, detestable, blibbering self. We hate Rob. If you hate Rob too, why not read his latest illegible spieling about the PLAYSTATION 4. He’s listed six reasons why he won’t want to talk to you when Sony finally crack this freshly revealed slice of tomorrow out! Well? Go on then.
Somebody’s let Rob have free reign with a pen again. Once we’d managed to wrestle it off him, he’d already gone ahead and scribbled down some nonsensical vitriol in regards to why the new generation of consoles has gone from exciting him, to scaring him half to death; and money money money is the key! Sort of.
Podcast 19 is here! Not quite as on time as we thought it was whilst we were recording, but that doesn’t matter, does it? No. Join us as we engage special guest Joe Glascodine in meaningless conversation about the Playstation 4, and plenty of other things that we’ve been trying hard to forget about!
You didn’t think we’d have the sheer audacity to do something like this, did you? Nope. Well WE DID. Inside is a few clips from our first ever Behind the Scenes video, wherein you can see how terrible we are at life! Watch as a desperately claw together the audio for our latest video, interspersed with detestably bad celebrity impressions!
Good Lord it’s all gotten a bit speculative in here hasn’t it? What with the mourning of THQ hot on our lips, and little else happening, this week Rob decides to stand on a box and with the gusto of a madman, tell us all of the infestation of doe-eyed, brain dead zombies walking amongst us! And once you’ve left Currys, they’re even in the games industry! In the form of AAA games! And we’re not sorry!! (Sorry)
The next generation is so close we can taste it! It tastes like a pavement, whatever you do, don’t try to taste it. Regardless, we’re inexcusably excited for it, and that means we get to ramble on incoherently in its name! Find out inside then why we’re NOT BOTHERED about the recent spillage of 720′s specs!
Roll up, roll up, it’s finally arrived. Your wait is over, leave your coats at the door, because now is the time for this YEAR’s episode of Recap in… 5! Rob and Guesty take a wonder down 2012 Lane and discover all the things they didn’t like about it, all over again! It’s a special one, so stop reading this, get inside and give it a bloody good eyeballing!
We’ve been ambling around the point for almost a WEEK now, but that was chiefly because Guesty’s in the middle of finishing off a special treat for you all. And we promise it won’t be like last time! Anyway, Rob gets DOWN TO BUSINESS on Nvidia’s latest surprise announcement in our first post of 2013!! Pictures inside! Sorry we’re late!! Not really!
It’s BATTER UP for Guesty’s go at the Game of the Year, so stop reading this unimaginative garble and get inside to find out all about his LIKES and DISLIKES the previous 12 months have spat out at him, and maybe you’ll even get a slice of incoherent tangent as well! Don’t say we never do anything for you. If you do, Guesty will cut out your tongue. With a spoon.
Rob’s up next for his Of the Year BIT; is there ANYTHING that’s managed to conjour even a convoluted smile this year? Is there anything that’s caused a tall-standing-lamp-throwing rage? Is there anything that’s invoked a vague sense of reserved achievement in amongst 2012′s trundling nuances? Not sure? Neither is he, as this article proves! Get inside and have yourself a shufty boys and girls!
